About Us
The happy couple
The world knows Brad as an actor, raconteur, and owner of PHX⚽.ws, but inside, he was just looking for the right woman to complete him.
Jennifer is more than just a style icon for millions of women, she's also a virtuoso tennis player and world champion archer. Her startup, SF🐶.ws, just went public. Its stock ticker symbol is: 💰💰💰💰
How we met
We met at a Bigfoot convention. We weren't there looking for love -- we were searching for Sasquatch -- but we found our soulmates instead. Bonding over their shared love of both tacos and Emoji Domains at i❤️tacos.ws, Brad and Jennifer knew they'd be together forever.
Our engagement
Brad proposed on the top of Mt Vesuvious, the world's most dangerous volcano. It was very Brad: romantic, dangerous, intriguing. As always, Brad's timing was impeccable: the volcano erupted moments after we left, leveling two small villages.
Wedding Event Details
Bridal Party
Jennifer's best friend Angelina, Senior Broker at I🏠NY.ws, will serve as Maid of Honor. She will contact you with the details. Do not contact her.
Officiant
We'll be joined in holy matrimony by the hologram of Tupac Shakur. The real one. The one from Coachella. Not the other one.
Rehearsal Dinner
The night before, we'll gather with close family and friends at the Griffith Observatory, high atop the Hollywood hills. We'll feast like kings with catering provided by i❤️tacos.ws!
Ceremony
Dress is black tie and will take place in the gardens of the Royal Palms Resort. Normal winter temperatures in Scottsdale, AZ are expected to be around 80° F, with it cooling off quite a bit at night. Plan accordingly!
Reception
The reception will be in the main reception hall of the Royal Palms Resort. Attendees will have the opportunity to build their own Emoji Domain site with the GoDaddy GoCentral website builder and i❤️.ws.
Brunch for Out of Town Guests
We won't be offended if you've had too much fun the night before to join us the next morning, but come by if you want to wish us well before heading off to our honeymoon with the Yeti in Ny-Ålesund, Norway, the northernmost continuously inhabited town in the world!